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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1260 on: June 12, 2020, 04:59:29 pm »
Damn we ain’t even scrumming this week and boutta beat Vindica. Shit’s crazy

We can have Matt drunkenly stumble out there by himself and you guys would still beat yourselves.
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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1261 on: June 12, 2020, 07:19:28 pm »
Damn we ain’t even scrumming this week and boutta beat Vindica. Shit’s crazy

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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1262 on: June 12, 2020, 07:35:24 pm »
Damn we ain’t even scrumming this week and boutta beat Vindica. Shit’s crazy

We can have Matt drunkenly stumble out there by himself and you guys would still beat yourselves.
might actually be the only way to beat them. You guys just hold Matt back and prevent him from reaching his full potential
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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1263 on: June 12, 2020, 10:00:14 pm »
Damn we ain’t even scrumming this week and boutta beat Vindica. Shit’s crazy

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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1264 on: June 13, 2020, 02:54:25 am »
Damn we ain’t even scrumming this week and boutta beat Vindica. Shit’s crazy

We can have Matt drunkenly stumble out there by himself and you guys would still beat yourselves.
quite possibly

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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1265 on: June 13, 2020, 03:58:35 am »
Damn we ain’t even scrumming this week and boutta beat Vindica. Shit’s crazy

We can have Matt drunkenly stumble out there by himself and you guys would still beat yourselves.
quite possibly
It has already been done Fartknocker, I see no issue in doing it again.

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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1266 on: June 13, 2020, 04:28:36 am »
*Blocks your path*

*Smirks*

So you wanna get into the grand tournament huh kid?

You'll have to get through us first...

*Reveals 4 foot gunblade*

*Assumes Zennabyoton striking formation*

"Nothing personal kid"


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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1267 on: June 13, 2020, 05:09:12 am »
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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1268 on: June 13, 2020, 05:14:43 am »
*a dark figure emerges from a lightpost in the night and backflips towards you*

"YOU IDIOTS! YOU FOOLS! YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU COULD BEST A TANBAN HAYATE Z WARRIOR WHO WIELDS THE BLADE OF 1000 SUNS?!??!?"
"WELL THINK AGAIN IDIOT"

*does a backflip over your head*
*you turn around but nothing is there*
*you feel a tap on your shoulder*
*the hair on your neck stands up
"heh... im sure you know this by now and im sure you understand.. its just nothing personal"
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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1269 on: June 13, 2020, 05:15:01 am »
*Blocks your path*

*Smirks*

So you wanna get into the grand tournament huh kid?

You'll have to get through us first...

*Reveals 4 foot gunblade*

*Assumes Zennabyoton striking formation*

"Nothing personal kid"


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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1270 on: June 13, 2020, 05:15:34 am »
Your team:BONK
Their team: COVID
Time: 9:00 EST
Date: Sunday
Referee: someone who makes sure to say "Go" with an exclamation point EVERY round




   

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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1271 on: June 13, 2020, 05:19:19 am »
Referee: someone who makes sure to say "Go" with an exclamation point EVERY round
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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1272 on: June 13, 2020, 05:23:24 am »
aurum gon have to pick a match again smh
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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1273 on: June 13, 2020, 05:24:33 am »
Current free agent Artanis was seen today with "FuckBLM" in his name. This is news has reached front offices across the league and it has not gone over well. The player has been waiting for his opportunity to get signed. He has attended multiple workouts and has been considered by teams in recent weeks as a late addition. His chances seem to be non-existent now, with one team captain telling me, "I hope the rest of the league does what's right, and blackballs him from the league".

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Re: North American Gold 5v5 League [Season 3][Week 5]
« Reply #1274 on: June 13, 2020, 06:07:07 am »
Current free agent Artanis was seen today with "FuckBLM" in his name. This is news has reached front offices across the league and it has not gone over well. The player has been waiting for his opportunity to get signed. He has attended multiple workouts and has been considered by teams in recent weeks as a late addition. His chances seem to be non-existent now, with one team captain telling me, "I hope the rest of the league does what's right, and blackballs him from the league".



Reports are coming in that FuckBLM may have been a separate identity. Investigative reporting revealed that it was a alternate CD Key originally belonging to an EU, Nr9 Jamie who's key has now been leaked onto many CD Key lists spread throughout the community, per sources. Artanis however was on with the name Artanis_FuckBLM, something very insensitive and something the league is sure to pay attention too. This is on top of recent events on Squirtle Squad that had essentially ruined their team, and these events may mean the end of Artanis's free agency campaign.