About Us____________
A group of cool lads that want to take part in battles because they're more fun than just joining the same server and pubbing. Whew. Most of us are veterans of Mount & Musket who not only excelled but annihilated at most forms of combat so we're just like the Marins when you really think about it because Napoleon himself said they were awesome. If given the order, they would've punched Wellesley in his giant nose, laughed about it, and then ate snails. All Marins also had to be able to read and write, which all of us can also do to varying degrees. We don't drill or really practice because it's lame and we don't need it, preferring to spend our time on wisely debating whether we should have chosen a British regiment or a French regiment and listening to an autistic child learn Japanese on our Teamspeak server which you can't join because you're not rad enough. Seriously, he's doing it right now at 5:42 AM EST.
History of the Unit_______________
They were pretty awesome and Napoleon was like "yeah these guys are rad to the sick," when questioned about his Marins. As they were a part of the French Navy, they also got up to whacky hijinks but at the end of each episode there was a moral message that was said aloud by a cartoon lion. Amen. They helped in a lot of battles and did some neat stuff and weren't just fusilier. They were like the Swiss army knife of the French forces, so I guess they were a French navy knife. Not only did they know how to do artillery, engineering, and flirting with sexy mademoiselles, but they were also apt at filing nails and opening bottles of wine. Swell.
Ranks_______
Capital Thorne
Commissar Dunk
Sous Chef Boyardee Pierre_with_Mustache
Colonel Tydrel
Master Chief Petty Officer X-Men First Class Scotsman
Omelet du Fromage Rugulus
Maître Tomate Jones
Matewon Kekaler
Mate Buttpirate
Matinee Morman_Korman
Sniper: Special Operator Phanrisal
Recruitment
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1. Bake a cake or for a spot as an officer a cupcake
2. Write "Marines R Kewl" and whatever you want your rank to be in frosting.
3. Take picture of either (cup)cake and one of you eating it.
4. Wait
5. ? ? ?
6. I'm killing myself.
Some neat images I just Googled_____________________
Just a group of buds standing around looking cool and having a chat.
I don't even know what this guy really belongs to but he looks fed up with whatever is going on.That's it, really.
P.S. CLAN MACLOCK is still around we're just all taking a break from it and this is a legitimately serious thing.
