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FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
« on: October 15, 2014, 01:34:50 pm »
Write your own erotic (or I guess not erotic) fanfiction using FSE forum members as your cast of characters.

Rules:
-Before posting your actual story, list what FSE members make an appearance
-Ron Jeremy must make at least 5 appearances
-No condoms

Enjoy the wanking thread!
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 08:52:36 pm by Colonel Howe »
Fuck off, Nazi scum

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 02:58:48 pm »
FSE People Mentioned: Vince and Olafson

There was a knock at Vince's front door. The pizza was here! Vince answered the door only to find his good friend Ron Jeremy delivering the pizza he ordered. Ron too was surprised to find Vince answering the door, for they only knew each other because Ron was a huge supporter of nw / bcof and had donated so much that he now hung out around the fse studio. As Vince and Ron exchanged idle chatter at the front door Olafson The Legend gallantly descended the stairs; fresh out da showa. Upon reaching the bottom of the stairs (in full view of Ron) Olaf then flings his towel off in a magnificent display of water beads and a flash of white. Alas to Ron's disappointment he was fully clothed under his towel. Ron then realized he had been trolled and in the sadness that gripped him like a mother grips her baby; he dropped the pizza that Vince ordered. Might at well have thrown it on the ground, that bitch landed open-boxed, sauce side down. The despair on Vince's face was apparent, even from behind. Olafson knew Vince had been blazin it allllll day and was waiting for dat pizza. A single tear rolled down Vince's beautiful face, Olafson noticed it at the last second, as it was about to fall from his chinny chin. With the last of his strength, Olafson jumped and ripped all his cloths off and sacrificed his clean to jump onto the downed pizza and caught the tear on his chest. Vince made note of the sacrifices made in his honor and vowed to be a better senpai from now on. Ron also had another pizza in his car which he got and everyone then at pizza on the roof.

Happy Ending.

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2014, 03:49:39 pm »
Didn't even get mentioned by the bae :(
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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2014, 06:52:42 pm »
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2014, 09:09:32 pm »
Vince and Hinkel: A War of Freedom.

Hinkel was washing the dishes after him and Mr Snuggles were finishing their tea (Snuggles is a 7 year old 3 legged cat). Hinkel heard a large bang come from upstairs, it was Vince. Hinkel rushed up stairs to see Vince bent over crying...

You can finish the rest.


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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2014, 09:13:21 pm »
*Snip*
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 01:10:02 am by Blobmania »
if you have another opinion I don't like, you cant post it here because that's mean and it hurts my feelings 

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2014, 09:15:03 pm »





;D ;D ;D

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2014, 12:43:49 am »
*Snip*
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 01:11:07 am by Blobmania »

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2014, 12:44:06 am »
lol

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2014, 12:59:44 am »
I.

"Sweet jesus" said Howe. His bootyflap fluttered in the moonlight. "Jesus answer my call".

Howe's booty swayed back and forth rhythmically with the gentle push of the wind. Mmm, tingly. Howe's booty had a mind of its own. Some would even say Howe was his own booty, himself. Who knew. Only Howe and his booty

"Sweet Jeeeesus" Howe mumbled to himself. "Ooooooooh". His booty started to vibrate in a slight erratically fluctuating hum. More like EROTIC. Heeeeee

Howe's bum finished its ritual. It's ready.

Howe buttoned up his booty flap. Now it was time to wait. Time to wait. Hours went by. Howe's booty started to tingle.

"OooooOoihhh" Howe oinked uncontrollably.

"OINKOINKOINOOOOOOOOIIIIIBABBBBYOOIIINK"

*Snip*

"I am Howe. I am become death, destroyer of worlds"

Howe's penis was not attached properly.

"Zoinks!'

Howe needed masking tape and gorilla glue. He went to the hardware store to buy some.

"Oh darn, I seem to have forgotten my wallet"

"Oh"

"Bye"

Howe gave up on reattaching his penis.

'I'll do it later" he said to his Barrack Obama poster on the wall.

II.

Howe went to the grocery store.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 01:12:16 am by Blobmania »

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2014, 01:14:30 am »
What did you even snip, blob? What the hell?

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2014, 01:14:56 am »
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Look forward to it.

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2014, 01:15:29 am »
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Look forward to it.
Me too

Maybe a spoiler, Nipple. Good story though.

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2014, 01:15:54 am »
This sort of content is NOT appropriate for a public forum. This is not a porn site, take it elsewhere.
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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2014, 01:43:49 am »
omfg. we can have an ass and boob thread but not this? Ridiculous.

Edit: 40 FUCKING PERCENT WATCHED?!?!