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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2014, 01:47:44 am »
Blob is a fan of the 40th confirmed.

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2014, 03:19:07 am »
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Look forward to it.

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2014, 03:23:13 am »
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Look forward to it.

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2014, 03:27:14 am »


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Shredder:
He gazed up at the large sign that had a broken bulb out under the H. The sun hadn't yet risen, but neither had Shredder's courage to enter the large building of bulky older kids. Today was a new day. A new start to make friends and a new chance to be himself. Flying Squirrel Entertainment High would soon be the new home for Shredder for the next four years of his life.

While pondering over this new intimidation, a rather well-built gentleman bumped into Shredder and sent them both flying to the ground.
"Oh, sorry! Didn't see you there," replied the kid.
"It's okay. Accidents happen," Shredder replied as he helped the kid gather his books off the ground. "Are you new here too?" asked Shredder.
"Yeah, I just moved here from Unicorpia. My dad got a job here at the local zoo. My name's GodlessGaming, but everyone pretty much calls me Howe. Have you met Principal Olaf? He's about to address the school in the auditorium after Vice Principal Vincenzo lectures the girls about slutty dress code."

Just then a group of snickering kids came over and shoved Howe, sending him a few paces back.
"What's their problem?" Shredder asked.
"Oh, those are just the snotty jocks. They think they can do whatever they want since they're upperclassmen, but did you see that one kid in front of them all? His name is Duuring, and he's so cool. I totally wish I were in his place. I heard he once lived in some place called the Neverlands or something like that."

The bell then rang before Shredder and Howe could finish their conversation.
"Come on, let's go! We're going to be late to the address!" said Howe.



I dare you to continue it, Howe. :PP
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 03:41:52 am by Shredder »

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2014, 03:31:25 am »
Oh, this is something i can crack of to.

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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2014, 03:43:57 am »
i see your edits and raise you:
The Boobs and Arse threads, all which warn that mature content may be inside as this is.
It is marked with a mature content button and therefore the users are warned that they enter at their own risk.

Also Nipplestockings and Shredder, love you too <3 #SlutCode

Now my turn:

(Nipplestockings, Duuring, Blob, Clearly, Howe, Shredder)
Nipplestockings was fuxing Howe. Howe was like "mmm yeah" but then then Duuring came in and was then followed by Blobmania. Each grabbed their own cumbucket (either Howe or Nips) and whispered in their corresponding ears, "this is our swamp". But then Olafson came in, grabbed everybody's booties at once and meekly whispered, "no, this is MY swamp". They were all happy until Clearly came in, shouted "allahu ackbar" and conquered the booty for ISIS. Shredder stroked himself vigorously throughout the whole ordeal while screaming in French
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 03:46:12 am by Colonel Howe »
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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction (Totally Not Erotic and Puritan)! [Write your Own]
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2014, 01:28:30 pm »
Mild smut is fine, but nothing that could be described as pornographic.
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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2014, 04:12:17 pm »
Vince and Hinkel: A War of Freedom.

Hinkel was washing the dishes after him and Mr Snuggles were finishing their tea (Snuggles is a 7 year old 3 legged cat). Hinkel heard a large bang come from upstairs, it was Vince. Hinkel rushed up stairs to see Vince bent over crying...

You can finish the rest.

Vince turns to look at Hinkel his eyes red, he cries "I can't bloody finish it! The damned alpha I just can't".....


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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction (Totally Not Erotic and Puritan)! [Write your Own]
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2014, 06:39:25 pm »
Mild smut is fine, but nothing that could be described as pornographic.
Okay, we'll keep it PG-13


Nipplestockings walked in on Shredder jerking his meat to French films and a confederate flag. Nipplestockings said, "oui oui mi amor". Shredder blew his load in a fit of an orgasmic waterfall. Nipplestockings slurped what was there to slurp, took out his phone and said, "let's call Howe for playtime". He then winked and proceeded to blow Shredder while murmuring in French
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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction (Totally Not Erotic and Puritan)! [Write your Own]
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2014, 06:57:00 pm »
The real purpose of this thread is for Howe to collect items for his wankbank about fse users putting things up his bum.


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Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction (Totally Not Erotic and Puritan)! [Write your Own]
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2014, 08:51:45 pm »
The real purpose of this thread is for Howe to collect items for his wankbank about fse users putting things up his bum.
The veil has been torn


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Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2014, 11:53:40 pm »
Confed flag? Yes, I'm a secret confed, I run the local KKK.

Frenchmen sound like they have semen in their throats at all times. French is truly a disgusting language.
Okay, we'll keep it PG-13


Nipplestockings walked in on Shredder jerking his meat to French films and a confederate flag. Nipplestockings said, "oui oui mi amor". Shredder blew his load in a fit of an orgasmic waterfall. Nipplestockings slurped what was there to slurp, took out his phone and said, "let's call Howe for playtime". He then winked and proceeded to blow Shredder while murmuring in French
« Last Edit: October 17, 2014, 04:49:58 am by Shredder »

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Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2014, 05:37:54 pm »
(Shredder and Howe)

The Acockalypse- Part One

Howe was in a bath typing something on FSE using his phone. It happened to be fanfiction. There were bubbles everywhere. Shredder walked in because the two lived in the same house because they were married. Also, Howe didn't close the door cause he was of slut. Shredder did nothing sexual because the relationship was long dead, the marriage was pointless and they both hated themselves and could barely look at one another. If only they hadn't been fools and supported gay marriage they could be excitedly living in sin right now. Shredder said something about running out of apple crisp and hung himself as he was a cold, dead husk of a human being. Howe then threw a toaster into the bath as he was an emotionless void of a human being.

The end.

 
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Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2014, 06:19:00 pm »
(Shredder and Howe)

The Acockalypse- Part One

Howe was in a bath typing something on FSE using his phone. It happened to be fanfiction. There were bubbles everywhere. Shredder walked in because the two lived in the same house because they were married. Also, Howe didn't close the door cause he was of slut. Shredder did nothing sexual because the relationship was long dead, the marriage was pointless and they both hated themselves and could barely look at one another. If only they hadn't been fools and supported gay marriage they could be excitedly living in sin right now. Shredder said something about running out of apple crisp and hung himself as he was a cold, dead husk of a human being. Howe then threw a toaster into the bath as he was an emotionless void of a human being.

The end.
I like it!

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Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2014, 06:29:58 pm »
Part one only part rip