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Offline Megaberna

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Funny Jokes Thread
« on: November 14, 2012, 01:27:28 pm »
Post here your jokes :D

Ill start:

- How many blondes are nedeed to sink a submarine?
- 2...why?
- One knocks on the door and the other one opens...

PS: Careful with what you write cause not all kind of jokes are allowed (also having a sense of humor helps)
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2012, 02:45:17 pm »
Why did the child drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2012, 03:18:48 pm »
A Prussian musketeer walks into a bar
"Oww that hurt"

Ba dum tss
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2012, 03:25:35 pm »
Statistically, ninety nine percent of women close their eyes while kissing...

No wonder it's so hard to identify and catch a rapist
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2012, 05:34:38 pm »
What did the cow say before he took over the world?

PREPARE FOR UTTER DESTRUCTION :3
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2012, 06:18:22 pm »
Knock Knock

Whos there?

Rangers

Rangers Who?

Exactly.

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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2012, 10:38:49 pm »
Why are buttpirates, buttpirates?
Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRe

FRUITS

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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2012, 10:59:58 pm »
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

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A sunken chest with no booty. :(
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2012, 01:19:46 am »
Quote from: Rogov on November 14, 2012, 10:59:58 pm
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

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A sunken chest with no booty. :(
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lol
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2012, 01:35:42 am »
1/10 women prefers a good shampoo.
The other half say," How the hell did you get in here?"
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2013, 12:49:58 am »
''Yes, yes, i know, I haven't touched myself in days. Can't have a man a bit of butt piracy?''

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