Multiple Choices! |Forum Game|

[Odysseus]

One person will type there answer to the scenario of the person above them, then right an scenario with 3 possible responses, A B and C.

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Person 1: Issue is;
You're friends are all offline, and you feel social.
A) Cry.
B) Wait until they come online.
C) Fap.
Person 2:
C)
You are eating a sandwich but a pirate stole it.
A) Learn to speak pirate.
B) Cook him and make a pirate a sandwich.
C) Cry wolf.

etc.. etc...

[Audiate]

 Wow. Okay.

 You want to go to a party with friends, but you have no friends. You...

A) Find homeless people and pay them for friendship
B) Fix bayonet and charge
C) Make friends out of Popsicle sticks and go with them
D) Surrender the fight and become a pagan

[James Grant]

B obviously,why should everyone else be happy


In trying to fake getting on a plane to Yemen your irritating girlfriend,who your trying to get to go away, won't leave you  until your on,
do you?

A)Go to Yemen and risk bad times.
B)Face the wierd girlfriend
C)Jump out the plane midflight and land in the ocean.

[Odysseus]

Option D) FTW

There is a hot girl but she likes cheese.
A) Kill all the cheese!!!!
B) Eat her cheese so she's sad.
D) Warp into cheese so she likes you.

[Audiate]

 Option C...?

[Windom]

You go to target to get Farcry 3, but they are not in stock. What do you do?

A Kill everyone in the store, including the freaky teen trying to help you out of pure rage.
B Risk going to wall-mart in case you might pick up multiple diseases and die before playing FarCry.
C Go on amazon and pay for shipping and handeling like a normal person.

[Odysseus]

C 

There is a couch.
A) Kill it with fire!
B) Tasty Snacks!
C) I do enjoy cupackes, but they are overrused to be honest.

[InfamousBeats]

B, couches remind me of some nice roasted beef.

You're walking down the street with your Addidas on.....

A] You keep walking. "Fuck that song, its not like that song is awesome anyways"

B] You murder everyone in the street untill you find someone with Nikes in your size and you put those on and continue walking

C] You pull down your pants, start pooping and crying at the same time (INSANELY DIFFICULT) and receive a Guiness Record for doing so. Also you get arrested and have to pay a fine of 1000$

[JackieChan]

C)

You are in a forrest and it is night time, Slenderman appears right in front of you...

A) You say 'Hello Slenderman' and run for your life.
B) You eat a Currywurst.
C) You call Pedobear for help and are raped by both.

[Fortune]

B)

You have a mate that is such a closet homosexual that he is having adventures in Narnia, to help him you...

A) Let him publicly take you up the bum.
B) Wack him with your manly part until he breaks.
C) Go into Narnia, get laid and wake up in a large sticky bed surrounded by several hermaphrodites and make your mate agree it was a good night.

[Betaknight]

C)

Your mother saw you fap in your room for the first time, you have to do something quickly or else she tweets about it what do you do?

A) Assassinate her like in Assassin's Creed 3 with a musket
B) You keep fapping
C) You nuke everything

[InfamousBeats]

Spoiler

ahahaha Good one

[close]

A]


You wake up one morning and see that you have the power to turn invisible, what is the first thing you do?

A) Rob a bank and be wealthy like SHIIIIIIIIET
b) Go to the girls changing room at your school and just fap and look all day
c) Do some shit like saving the world and fight crime and what not....

[Gustav]

Spoiler

ahahaha Good one

[close]

A]


You wake up one morning and see that you have the power to turn invisible, what is the first thing you do?

A) Rob a bank and be wealthy like SHIIIIIIIIET
b) Go to the girls changing room at your school and just fap and look all day
c) Do some shit like saving the world and fight crime and what not....

B) Money can wait, Arses DO NOT!

You're Walking in ze Street when A hot girl accidentaly pushes you down to the floor:

A) You say ''fuck the system'' and cut her femoral artery with a rusty piece of garbage container and watch her bleed to death (Yo damn insane)
B) You ask for a ''reward'' or if not you'll sue her (IF you know what I mean, BTW you gotta be in USA stupid sue country)
C) Wait for her to apologize and then ask her out (to have some Tacos!, You here also should know what I mean )