My colleague and I decided to start up a nipplestockings business, and he suggested that I change my name to Nipplestockings to help advertise. We sold nipplestockings wholesale in family packs, party packs, and pet packs. As a side deal we offered to carry out the nipple enhancement and hardening procedure which included welding titanium plates onto your nipples to lock the nipplestockings in place. This deal was offered for 25% off the entire package, and if you had more than five people subscribe to the nipple enhancement and hardening deal you would get another 10% off.
This business was quite successful and today I'm quite a rich man, but those days are behind me. The name stuck and I've used Nipplestockings on my job applications, drivers license, and college applications. In real life I'm known as Pippie Nipplestockings, and I am known for my nipples.