Revived, and re-posted because of misuse. And re-posted again because of trolls. Anyone breaking the rules will get a sharp wag of the finger and escorted over to the moderator's office.
RULES
1. You can not end the story.
2. Your part of the story must be a continuation of the last part, and it must be able to be continued. The objective of this is not to make it difficult for the next participant to continue the story.
3. You can not post more than 3 sentences per post.
4. You can not double post.
5. This isn't a tennis - You must wait for a minimum of 4 people to post before you before you can, unless the thread has become inactive. If it has become inactive, feel free to post, or get someone else to continue the story themselves.
6. The point is not to be random. The point is to attempt to drive the story into the direction you think it should go. This creates a tug-and-pull effect, which when looked back upon, is quite hilarious. That said, try to make sense.
Here's what the story is so far...
Spiderman dashed out of the Right-Aid to see that a wild Pikachu was about to thundershock him. Realizing the danger, Spidey picked up a newspaper laying next to him, and was about to use it as a weapon, until he spotted the headline: "Cop - Discovered to be both a bad boy and a courageous outstanding penis!". He then sat down to read the story which followed: All new fapping cream "fap well tonight". He ran away in tears because of the shocking news and saw a rat. He cowered in fear and accidently fell out his window. When he fell on the trampoline conveniently placed out his window, he immediately ducked, as there was a large swan about to hit him in the face which had a laser rifle strapped to it's underside. After taking the rifle from the speeding swan he entered VATS, which he does regularly due to his overly compulsive disorder, and spotted Zach Galifianakis in the distance. He appeared to be friendly, but just to be careful, Spidey approached him in sneak mode. As he got close, he realized that Zach Galifianakis is loaded with comedy cash, the best kind of cash, so he attempted to pickpocket him. However he somehow triggered a nuclear explosive device, completely obliterating everything nearby (and beyond.). Meanwhile, in Canada, the situation was getting worse, the penguins-for-equal-rights-movement had risen up and taken Quebec along with a Nazi invasion fleet from Antarctica which was bent on taking Mr. Bob who had previously danced horribly at the Nazi and Zani wedding. Bob used his explosive dancing to seduce everyone in sight. Soon he had everyone, man, dog and woman chasing after him! But all did not go well because Bob had forgotten to apply deodorant thoroughly to each armpit that morning! As everyone got closer to Bob to where they could smell his dance-BO, he began dancing again to save some time. However the stripper with the caramel coffee was having none of it, and began laughing hysterically as the muffins ate her jacket. It was cold, and the movie was almost over. Suddenly, elephants rained from the sky with pink bandanas and tutus. They start playing music with their trunks and Bob continues his stinky dance marathon.Then the brony's came along and raped him savagely but then he continued on his dance marathon, and then he danced until his right leg fell off, which he now needs some serious surgery. Mr. MacJellyface reattached his arms for free, with a 10 million dollar labour charge. Everyone lived pretty much perfectly, except Steve who died of AIDS three weeks later, and Fred who got mauled by a vicious pack of a genetically enhanced penguins.
