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The Mess Hall / Post a good old memory from your NW days
« on: July 06, 2018, 05:22:12 am »
I’ll go first
Remember that time back in 2014 it was either the 18e or 83rd as it was known back then - John Price had a linebattle against Posh’s 17e. It was memorable because the 18e (83rd) beat the 17e at a score of 9 - 1. It was pretty significant at the time as the 17e were considered a much superior regiment.
Posh was leading the line to start with, all was going well until his dad called him down stairs for a nappy change as quote ‘My pampers are now officially full’. This was disastrous as Posh was the only member of the regiment that had learnt to talk. Welsh took command the second round but nobody could understand what he was saying, as his name suggests he’s from a third world country. That just left Nozza (remember this was way back in 2014) Nozza was still learning to walk and Will still hadn’t come out the closet. Nozza allowed his Cat to take the lead which had been in a catastrophic car crash just the day before but they had no other choice. Nozza’s cat was doing well for the first half of the third round until it got stuck up a tree so McPero had to leave as he was on fire duty that day and had to attend to the situation. And if it couldn’t get any worse John Price got so excited taking the lead in this battle he stabbed himself in the forehead with his safety scissors (which his mum warned him not to play with) but was determined to carry on the battle with what we now realise is severe brain damage. But considering the state of the commanding capability of the 17e without baby posh he was still at a massive advantage. Draken considered taking command until everyone realised what his voice sounded like and everybody couldn’t stop laughing at him. Apart from Will who was too busy masturbating over posh’s ‘ratchet top’ picture of himself.
Remember that time back in 2014 it was either the 18e or 83rd as it was known back then - John Price had a linebattle against Posh’s 17e. It was memorable because the 18e (83rd) beat the 17e at a score of 9 - 1. It was pretty significant at the time as the 17e were considered a much superior regiment.
Posh was leading the line to start with, all was going well until his dad called him down stairs for a nappy change as quote ‘My pampers are now officially full’. This was disastrous as Posh was the only member of the regiment that had learnt to talk. Welsh took command the second round but nobody could understand what he was saying, as his name suggests he’s from a third world country. That just left Nozza (remember this was way back in 2014) Nozza was still learning to walk and Will still hadn’t come out the closet. Nozza allowed his Cat to take the lead which had been in a catastrophic car crash just the day before but they had no other choice. Nozza’s cat was doing well for the first half of the third round until it got stuck up a tree so McPero had to leave as he was on fire duty that day and had to attend to the situation. And if it couldn’t get any worse John Price got so excited taking the lead in this battle he stabbed himself in the forehead with his safety scissors (which his mum warned him not to play with) but was determined to carry on the battle with what we now realise is severe brain damage. But considering the state of the commanding capability of the 17e without baby posh he was still at a massive advantage. Draken considered taking command until everyone realised what his voice sounded like and everybody couldn’t stop laughing at him. Apart from Will who was too busy masturbating over posh’s ‘ratchet top’ picture of himself.