*Looks upwards at the gleaming moon in the starry night sky*
*Sunglasses shimmer*
The humble turtle is slow, wise, and unassuming. Dishonoring your true form will result in falling to the blades. Nothing can stop the true natural order, not even evolution.
Your Team: Blademasters
Their Team: Squirtle Squad
Time: 9:30 EST
Date: Sunday
Referee: Only battle can truly judge men.