Onii's Victoria 2 HoD Campaign - 1st Session: Wednesday 10th

[Gokiller]

Or add more flavour to the person who plays it?

[El_Presidente]

Here are my main strategic terretorial gains and retentions that I wish to attain in the game. Most of it is already agreed upon but I have added some minor extentions in the Panama Canal (I would probably cede this to the USA, but whatever), Borneo, Semi-complete control over the Middle East, and more expansion east of India.

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If you have a problem with any of these I suggest you make your point now!  .

If someone were to dare try to get the Suez canal before me I will assmeble the  largest battlefleet the world will ever see, thousands upon thousands of ships, and crush you and your nation by swarming you with millions of Indian infantry. Here is an advanced warning. The Suez canal belongs to Britian, and taking it is like assualting Great Britain itself. I will destroy you.

If it was Russia, I would march on Moscow and burn your civilization in to the ground. If it were Austria I would blockade you and march from Delhi through the Middle East and crush you from the South. If it were Spain I would trample on your 'Empire' and give half of your land to Portugal. If it were France I would launch a D-Day attack off the scales, burning all of France and casting it into the dirt. If it were Prussia I would march on Berlin with the French, hand over the Rheinland to them and brutally murder the Kaiser like it's the Red Wedding in Vicotria II. Is that understood guys?

Now stay away from my Empire plz thank you xoxo.

[TORN]

If it was Russia, I would march on Moscow and burn your civilization in to the ground. If it were Austria I would blockade you and march from Delhi through the Middle East and crush you from the South. If it were Spain I would trample on your 'Empire' and give half of your land to Portugal. If it were France I would launch a D-Day attack off the scales, burning all of France and casting it into the dirt. If it were Prussia I would march on Berlin with the French, hand over the Rheinland to them and brutally murder the Kaiser like it's the Red Wedding in Vicotria II. Is that understood guys?

Now stay away from my Empire plz thank you xoxo.

Well that is a way to get friends.

[Mekkil the Graet]

UK pls.

[El_Presidente]

I said I loved you guys TORN  .

I love you too Spain.

[#Beaver]

Me thinks someone needs to be taken down a notch...

Also, dibs on Canada's Maritime Provinces, since Britain doesn't seem to want them anymore.

[El_Presidente]

Pls, I only wish for peace - don't hurt the poor, weak UK beaver  .

Also most of the territory on their there (Damned English) is already in British hands anyway lol, why do I need to be taken down a notch ?  .

Everyone knows it would take all 7 Great Powers to unite and completely mobilise to defeat me, India just got too many guys  .

[Mekkil the Graet]

You are forgetting about attrition.

And making claims like this before the game even starts is just arrogant

[El_Presidente]

You know me Mikkel... Spain and Britain are friends. There is nothing to worry about!

But, as you wish. If you wont give me what I want then i'll just take everything! You wait for 1890 and watch the world burn...

I was only trying to make ridiculous demnads, I didn't mean to be arrogant - my apologies.  .
 

[#Beaver]

I was only trying to make ridiculous demnads

You're not doing it right!

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[Mekkil the Graet]

Spain supports Montenegro in their rightful claims.

[Gokiller]

Spain supports Montenegro in their rightful claims.

So you would hand over Northern Spain? Intresting...

[Harry]

Just out of curiosity, what checksums do you guys have?

[El_Presidente]

OK I'm redoing my map now to be more resonable.

Behold the second version of the British Empire map!:

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A red world is a better world. I really would rather have a much more massive slice of Africa... Also I couldn't remember which terretories Britain owns in the rest of Africa and in Guyanna, so they are not marked.

[Duuring]

Take and destroy Spain. Everybody at once!

Unfair fights are the only fun ones, after all.