Hockey Thread

[Windflower]

back to nhl kidz

mark my words, toronto is winning the fucking stanley cup and my boi marner is going to be mvp

No sir, the Leafs are too weak defensively with next to no playoff experience. Since we're talking Atlantic division the Lightnings has a much better shot.

Then we also have the historical inability of the Canadian teams to win the cup, I reckon most of you boys werent event born back in -93 when a Canadian team last
won the cup #ourgame

Aww you're so cute maybe one day when Swedes make up 50% of the league you can say "#ourgame"

https://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/records/nhl-players-all-time-points-leaders.html

I'm sorry the only person worth mentioning from Sweden here from that Leaderboard is Mats Sundin (a Leafs player) and Daniel Alfredo (a Sens player)

#CANADA'S GAME

[Stroke0fd34th]

Your second strings are clearly better than our 5th strings congrats

5th string McDavid, Nugent-Hopkins, Eberle No wonder you got smashed by the Swiss hahahahaha ggwp

back to nhl kidz

mark my words, toronto is winning the fucking stanley cup and my boi marner is going to be mvp

No sir, the Leafs are too weak defensively with next to no playoff experience. Since we're talking Atlantic division the Lightnings has a much better shot.

Then we also have the historical inability of the Canadian teams to win the cup, I reckon most of you boys werent event born back in -93 when a Canadian team last
won the cup #ourgame

https://www.statista.com/statistics/280259/stanley-cup-champions/

I'll chalk that up to the language barrier, np.


Also lemme back my boi Carolus up here for a moment and set my fellow Canadians straight. Because honestly it's as if you RETARDS don't even know they have 1 more Bronze medal than us in the Olympics! Plus they're only 1 Silver medal behind us, and not to even mention only trailing us by 7 GOLD. Smh, educate yourselves.

Don't worry Carolus, you absolutely clever master of trolling, these guys are just ignorant.

[Carolus.]

Your second strings are clearly better than our 5th strings congrats

5th string McDavid, Nugent-Hopkins, Eberle No wonder you got smashed by the Swiss hahahahaha ggwp

back to nhl kidz

mark my words, toronto is winning the fucking stanley cup and my boi marner is going to be mvp

No sir, the Leafs are too weak defensively with next to no playoff experience. Since we're talking Atlantic division the Lightnings has a much better shot.

Then we also have the historical inability of the Canadian teams to win the cup, I reckon most of you boys werent event born back in -93 when a Canadian team last
won the cup #ourgame

https://www.statista.com/statistics/280259/stanley-cup-champions/

I'll chalk that up to the language barrier, np.


Also lemme back my boi Carolus up here for a moment and set my fellow Canadians straight. Because honestly it's as if you RETARDS don't even know they have 1 more Bronze medal than us in the Olympics! Plus they're only 1 Silver medal behind us, and not to even mention only trailing us by 7 GOLD. Smh, educate yourselves.

Don't worry Carolus, you absolutely clever master of trolling, these guys are just ignorant.

Sounding like a true Montreal fan "-We used win the cup all the time but then irl happened"

Im guessing you're not pre 1990s so Im gonna congratulate you Canadians to the 1993 cup, impressive.

Trolloling us with no cups for 25y is another lvl of iluminati confirmed.

regarding the WC's with your so called 5th grade McDavid-team this year, your never better than your latest performance

[Theodin]

Language barrie confirmed, please advise

[Carolus.]

Sry but 4 languages seems to be my limit

[Stroke0fd34th]

Your second strings are clearly better than our 5th strings congrats

5th string McDavid, Nugent-Hopkins, Eberle No wonder you got smashed by the Swiss hahahahaha ggwp

back to nhl kidz

mark my words, toronto is winning the fucking stanley cup and my boi marner is going to be mvp

No sir, the Leafs are too weak defensively with next to no playoff experience. Since we're talking Atlantic division the Lightnings has a much better shot.

Then we also have the historical inability of the Canadian teams to win the cup, I reckon most of you boys werent event born back in -93 when a Canadian team last
won the cup #ourgame

https://www.statista.com/statistics/280259/stanley-cup-champions/

I'll chalk that up to the language barrier, np.


Also lemme back my boi Carolus up here for a moment and set my fellow Canadians straight. Because honestly it's as if you RETARDS don't even know they have 1 more Bronze medal than us in the Olympics! Plus they're only 1 Silver medal behind us, and not to even mention only trailing us by 7 GOLD. Smh, educate yourselves.

Don't worry Carolus, you absolutely clever master of trolling, these guys are just ignorant.

Sounding like a true Montreal fan "-We used win the cup all the time but then irl happened"

Im guessing you're not pre 1990s so Im gonna congratulate you Canadians to the 1993 cup, impressive.

Trolloling us with no cups for 25y is another lvl of iluminati confirmed.

regarding the WC's with your so called 5th grade McDavid-team this year, your never better than your latest performance

Canada - 9 Olympic Gold Medals in Ice Hockey....Sweden - 2.....Canada World Championship Gold Medals - 26....Sweden - 11......OOF

I'm also not a Montreal fan or a Toronto fan...I just understand what "historical inability" means, smh, dw tho I understand language barriers.

And at least you Swedes play Hockey better than you troll 

[Theodin]

FoUr lAnGuAGeS sEeMs tO Be mY LiMiT

[Carolus.]

Your second strings are clearly better than our 5th strings congrats

5th string McDavid, Nugent-Hopkins, Eberle No wonder you got smashed by the Swiss hahahahaha ggwp

back to nhl kidz

mark my words, toronto is winning the fucking stanley cup and my boi marner is going to be mvp

No sir, the Leafs are too weak defensively with next to no playoff experience. Since we're talking Atlantic division the Lightnings has a much better shot.

Then we also have the historical inability of the Canadian teams to win the cup, I reckon most of you boys werent event born back in -93 when a Canadian team last
won the cup #ourgame

https://www.statista.com/statistics/280259/stanley-cup-champions/

I'll chalk that up to the language barrier, np.


Also lemme back my boi Carolus up here for a moment and set my fellow Canadians straight. Because honestly it's as if you RETARDS don't even know they have 1 more Bronze medal than us in the Olympics! Plus they're only 1 Silver medal behind us, and not to even mention only trailing us by 7 GOLD. Smh, educate yourselves.

Don't worry Carolus, you absolutely clever master of trolling, these guys are just ignorant.

Sounding like a true Montreal fan "-We used win the cup all the time but then irl happened"

Im guessing you're not pre 1990s so Im gonna congratulate you Canadians to the 1993 cup, impressive.

Trolloling us with no cups for 25y is another lvl of iluminati confirmed.

regarding the WC's with your so called 5th grade McDavid-team this year, your never better than your latest performance

Canada - 9 Olympic Gold Medals in Ice Hockey....Sweden - 2.....Canada World Championship Gold Medals - 26....Sweden - 11......OOF

I'm also not a Montreal fan or a Toronto fan...I just understand what "historical inability" means, smh, dw tho I understand language barriers.

And at least you Swedes play Hockey better than you troll 

Relax son, you only need to go back as far as the 90s to see that history has changed regarding medals and thats why you get hammered by the Swiss in the World Championships nowadays.

[Stroke0fd34th]

Your second strings are clearly better than our 5th strings congrats

5th string McDavid, Nugent-Hopkins, Eberle No wonder you got smashed by the Swiss hahahahaha ggwp

back to nhl kidz

mark my words, toronto is winning the fucking stanley cup and my boi marner is going to be mvp

No sir, the Leafs are too weak defensively with next to no playoff experience. Since we're talking Atlantic division the Lightnings has a much better shot.

Then we also have the historical inability of the Canadian teams to win the cup, I reckon most of you boys werent event born back in -93 when a Canadian team last
won the cup #ourgame

https://www.statista.com/statistics/280259/stanley-cup-champions/

I'll chalk that up to the language barrier, np.


Also lemme back my boi Carolus up here for a moment and set my fellow Canadians straight. Because honestly it's as if you RETARDS don't even know they have 1 more Bronze medal than us in the Olympics! Plus they're only 1 Silver medal behind us, and not to even mention only trailing us by 7 GOLD. Smh, educate yourselves.

Don't worry Carolus, you absolutely clever master of trolling, these guys are just ignorant.

Sounding like a true Montreal fan "-We used win the cup all the time but then irl happened"

Im guessing you're not pre 1990s so Im gonna congratulate you Canadians to the 1993 cup, impressive.

Trolloling us with no cups for 25y is another lvl of iluminati confirmed.

regarding the WC's with your so called 5th grade McDavid-team this year, your never better than your latest performance

Canada - 9 Olympic Gold Medals in Ice Hockey....Sweden - 2.....Canada World Championship Gold Medals - 26....Sweden - 11......OOF

I'm also not a Montreal fan or a Toronto fan...I just understand what "historical inability" means, smh, dw tho I understand language barriers.

And at least you Swedes play Hockey better than you troll 

Relax son, you only need to go back as far as the 90s to see that history has changed regarding medals and thats why you get hammered by the Swiss in the World Championships nowadays.

Oh okay, since the 90's Canada and Sweden have both gotten gold 7 times. Good thing it only took you guys participating 77 times to get those 11 gold medals but we got 26 in 72 

But you guys do have more Silver medals than us, so congrats on at least being better at ALMOST winning.

[Carolus.]

"-I dont want to participate if I cant win"

[Theodin]

No wonder you got smashed by the Swiss hahahahaha ggwp

This did not age well

[Stroke0fd34th]

"-I dont want to participate if I cant win"

Yeah idk what you're quoting.

[Windflower]

No wonder you got smashed by the Swiss hahahahaha ggwp

This did not age well

big oof

[~NickCole~]

Go Montreal Canadians!

[Windflower]

Go Montreal Canadians!

wtf why

shouldnt you be cheering for the jets since they were the atlanta thrashers?

nvrfucking4get

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