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Presidency Of The CSA
« on: April 19, 2022, 04:28:53 pm »
I hereby claim the title of President of the CSA. All CSA regiments will now fall under my command.

Glory to the Confederacy! Glory to the South!

(Paid for by the "LaBelle For President" committee and "LaBelle Is Petty" board)

4/19/2022 Edit: Elections for the Senate and Congress will begin as soon as possible. To be considered, apply for your chosen position in this thread. Serious applications only, NO unnecessary memeing.

Positions:
Vice President:
Speaker of the House of Representatives
President pro tempore of the Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense   
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Plus man, many senator and representative positions.

The Constitution Of The CSA

We the People of the Confederate States, in Order to form a more perfect Confederacy, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare of Battlecry of Freedom, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Confederacy of America.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the Confederate States, which shall consist of a single, egotistical 30+ year old man with a family, and several online E-Rank hunters.

The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every so often and whenever the President feels like it, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Memelectors of the most numerous Branch of the CSA Legislature.

No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven months a Citizen of the Confederate States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of a Furry Discord.

The Senate of the Confederate States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, for six bagillion Years(or for however long the President wants); and each Senator shall have one Vote.

The President can do whatever he wants, but only between the hours of 4:00pm and 3:59am, Eastern Standard Time.
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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2022, 04:29:28 pm »
virginity status: protected

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2022, 04:30:19 pm »

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2022, 04:30:38 pm »
virginity before marriage? I can't think of a better endorsement for this Christian nation, than to have a pious and virtuous President, like me.

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2022, 04:30:57 pm »
virginity before marriage? I can't think of a better endorsement for this Christian nation, than to have a pious and virtuous President, like me.

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2022, 04:33:36 pm »
virginity before marriage? I can't think of a better endorsement for this Christian nation, than to have a pious and virtuous President, like me.
What about your sister though she has your child in her ?

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2022, 04:36:45 pm »
virginity before marriage? I can't think of a better endorsement for this Christian nation, than to have a pious and virtuous President, like me.
What about your sister though she has your child in her ?

Surely not, my sister is married to a fine southern man who beats her if she so much as smells another man within 30 miles.

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2022, 04:42:31 pm »
A question from your voters how do you feel about Missouri not joining the Confederacy  ?

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2022, 04:43:43 pm »
A question from your voters how do you feel about Missouri not joining the Confederacy  ?

They're nothing scoundrels and miscreants, but our waylaid brethren can return to God's grace by joining the Secessionist cause, sooner rather than later.

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2022, 04:48:50 pm »
Can I be elected to some kind of office in this new administration, so I can embezzle funds? In the name of the CSA, of course.

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2022, 04:56:02 pm »
Can I be elected to some kind of office in this new administration, so I can embezzle funds? In the name of the CSA, of course.

Haha, what a jokester you are, Ambassador To Western Europe Romulus.

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2022, 05:26:23 pm »
where's the boobs and butts at? the hell... how am I supposed to support something if there aren't any boobs or butts involved??

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2022, 05:34:26 pm »
where's the boobs and butts at? the hell... how am I supposed to support something if there aren't any boobs or butts involved??

Degenerates like you can stay in the Union.

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Re: Presidency Of The CSA
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2022, 05:51:23 pm »
I love democracy 
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