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Title: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 04:28:53 pm
I hereby claim the title of President of the CSA. All CSA regiments will now fall under my command.

Glory to the Confederacy! Glory to the South!

(Paid for by the "LaBelle For President" committee and "LaBelle Is Petty" board)

4/19/2022 Edit: Elections for the Senate and Congress will begin as soon as possible. To be considered, apply for your chosen position in this thread. Serious applications only, NO unnecessary memeing.

Positions:
Vice President:
Speaker of the House of Representatives
President pro tempore of the Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense   
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Plus man, many senator and representative positions.

The Constitution Of The CSA

We the People of the Confederate States, in Order to form a more perfect Confederacy, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare of Battlecry of Freedom, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Confederacy of America.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the Confederate States, which shall consist of a single, egotistical 30+ year old man with a family, and several online E-Rank hunters.

The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every so often and whenever the President feels like it, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Memelectors of the most numerous Branch of the CSA Legislature.

No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven months a Citizen of the Confederate States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of a Furry Discord.

The Senate of the Confederate States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, for six bagillion Years(or for however long the President wants); and each Senator shall have one Vote.

The President can do whatever he wants, but only between the hours of 4:00pm and 3:59am, Eastern Standard Time.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Hanoverian Expatriates on April 19, 2022, 04:29:28 pm
virginity status: protected
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 19, 2022, 04:30:19 pm
Quote from: Hanoverian Expatriates on April 19, 2022, 04:29:28 pm
virginity status: protected
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 04:30:38 pm
virginity before marriage? I can't think of a better endorsement for this Christian nation, than to have a pious and virtuous President, like me.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Hanoverian Expatriates on April 19, 2022, 04:30:57 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 04:30:38 pm
virginity before marriage? I can't think of a better endorsement for this Christian nation, than to have a pious and virtuous President, like me.

based
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 19, 2022, 04:33:36 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 04:30:38 pm
virginity before marriage? I can't think of a better endorsement for this Christian nation, than to have a pious and virtuous President, like me.
What about your sister though she has your child in her ?
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 04:36:45 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 19, 2022, 04:33:36 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 04:30:38 pm
virginity before marriage? I can't think of a better endorsement for this Christian nation, than to have a pious and virtuous President, like me.
What about your sister though she has your child in her ?

Surely not, my sister is married to a fine southern man who beats her if she so much as smells another man within 30 miles.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 19, 2022, 04:42:31 pm
A question from your voters how do you feel about Missouri not joining the Confederacy  ?
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 04:43:43 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 19, 2022, 04:42:31 pm
A question from your voters how do you feel about Missouri not joining the Confederacy  ?

They're nothing scoundrels and miscreants, but our waylaid brethren can return to God's grace by joining the Secessionist cause, sooner rather than later.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Romulus76 on April 19, 2022, 04:48:50 pm
Can I be elected to some kind of office in this new administration, so I can embezzle funds? In the name of the CSA, of course.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 04:56:02 pm
Quote from: Romulus76 on April 19, 2022, 04:48:50 pm
Can I be elected to some kind of office in this new administration, so I can embezzle funds? In the name of the CSA, of course.

Haha, what a jokester you are, Ambassador To Western Europe Romulus.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Grimmy on April 19, 2022, 05:26:23 pm
where's the boobs and butts at? the hell... how am I supposed to support something if there aren't any boobs or butts involved??
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 05:34:26 pm
Quote from: Grimmy on April 19, 2022, 05:26:23 pm
where's the boobs and butts at? the hell... how am I supposed to support something if there aren't any boobs or butts involved??

Degenerates like you can stay in the Union.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Flexi. on April 19, 2022, 05:51:23 pm
I love democracy 
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Kubus on April 19, 2022, 06:21:41 pm
Quote from: Flexi. on April 19, 2022, 05:51:23 pm
I love democracy

who doesn't
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 07:00:00 pm
Quote from: Kubus on April 19, 2022, 06:21:41 pm
Quote from: Flexi. on April 19, 2022, 05:51:23 pm
I love democracy

who doesn't

Degenerates
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Unitater on April 19, 2022, 07:16:21 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 19, 2022, 04:30:19 pm
Quote from: Hanoverian Expatriates on April 19, 2022, 04:29:28 pm
virginity status: protected
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: ChristopherR on April 19, 2022, 07:49:25 pm
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/2sbOGnC4KKXB49JA0k/200.gif)
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 19, 2022, 08:09:54 pm
News Sources say that the President will have his first official decree tonight
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Flexi. on April 19, 2022, 08:42:52 pm
^
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: [Stryker] on April 19, 2022, 08:51:46 pm
Question is will this turn into a Kubus moment or something new
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Scottish Unicorn on April 19, 2022, 08:57:59 pm
Quote from: [Stryker] on April 19, 2022, 08:51:46 pm
Question is will this turn into a Kubus moment or something new
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 19, 2022, 09:02:10 pm
Quote from: [Stryker] on April 19, 2022, 08:51:46 pm
Question is will this turn into a Kubus moment or something new
Please old one explain to me the lore behind this
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 10:28:41 pm
Thread updated with the official constitution of the CSA.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Yeti on April 19, 2022, 10:48:55 pm
I have declared my own nation inside of the confederacy
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 10:49:13 pm
Official Decree, from the Office of President LaBelle, First President of the Confederate States Of America

As follows:

It is with considerable consideration that I, President LaBelle, do hereby order these three decrees, etched into law by our Honorable Senate and House, and made official and Sacrosanct under Confederate Law:

1. No Confederate citizen, civilian, larper, public player, those with an e-rank that's way too high for the amount of you players you bring to an event, or pet or family of previously stated may treat the individual known as "Moraine" with respect.

2. No Confederate citizen, civilian, larper, public player, those with an e-rank that's way too high for the amount of you players you bring to an event, or pet or family of previously stated may disrespect a fellow Confederate citizen, civilian, larper, public player, those with an e-rank that's way too high for the amount of you players you bring to an event, or pet or family of previously stated without just cause. Just cause must be shown in the providing of evidence and explanation when questioned by the proper authorities of the CSA.

3. No Confederate citizen, civilian, larper, public player, those with an e-rank that's way too high for the amount of you players you bring to an event, or pet or family of previously stated may deny the authority of the President and Government of the CSA, that being the rightful Government as claimed within https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/index.php?topic=47948.0. Doing so is to be considered an automatic declaration of fealty and loyalty to Moraine, and as evidence that said traitor is a member of Furry discords, unironically, and meme-less.

So say we all, on this day 4/19/2022 in the Year of Our Lord.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: [Stryker] on April 19, 2022, 10:49:37 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 19, 2022, 09:02:10 pm
Quote from: [Stryker] on April 19, 2022, 08:51:46 pm
Question is will this turn into a Kubus moment or something new
Please old one explain to me the lore behind this
Another time young one
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Flexi. on April 19, 2022, 11:20:22 pm
Pls gib speaker, I can speak a lot of rubbish. I think im qualified ty
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Chantakey on April 20, 2022, 12:19:33 am
I haven't been home for 6 hours and I read the forums for 5 seconds and I already regret looking here.

As the TRUE ONLY ELECTED POWER OF THE ENTIRE FSE COMMUNITY, I Hoekage of FSE denounce your claim puny peasant *spit*
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Grimmy on April 20, 2022, 01:00:25 am
Quote from: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 05:34:26 pm
Quote from: Grimmy on April 19, 2022, 05:26:23 pm
where's the boobs and butts at? the hell... how am I supposed to support something if there aren't any boobs or butts involved??

Degenerates like you can stay in the Union.

you need some boobs in your life
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Colonel Francis on April 20, 2022, 01:16:18 am
I don't even know what to say to this
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Zanderthegreat on April 20, 2022, 01:17:38 am
Quote from: Grimmy on April 20, 2022, 01:00:25 am
Quote from: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 05:34:26 pm
Quote from: Grimmy on April 19, 2022, 05:26:23 pm
where's the boobs and butts at? the hell... how am I supposed to support something if there aren't any boobs or butts involved??

Degenerates like you can stay in the Union.

you need some boobs in your life
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 01:25:33 am
Quote from: Chantakey on April 20, 2022, 12:19:33 am
I haven't been home for 6 hours and I read the forums for 5 seconds and I already regret looking here.

As the TRUE ONLY ELECTED POWER OF THE ENTIRE FSE COMMUNITY, I Hoekage of FSE denounce your claim puny peasant *spit*

cope - seethe - i claimed it first

Quote from: Grimmy on April 20, 2022, 01:00:25 am
Quote from: LaBelle on April 19, 2022, 05:34:26 pm
Quote from: Grimmy on April 19, 2022, 05:26:23 pm
where's the boobs and butts at? the hell... how am I supposed to support something if there aren't any boobs or butts involved??

Degenerates like you can stay in the Union.

you need some boobs in your life

Not until marriage, Christ died on the Cross for a reason

Quote from: Colonel Francis on April 20, 2022, 01:16:18 am
I don't even know what to say to this

So do us all for a favor and don't say anything for once
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Colonel Francis on April 20, 2022, 01:38:13 am

Quote
So do us all for a favor and don't say anything for once

Rude lol
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 01:53:32 am
Quote from: Colonel Francis on April 20, 2022, 01:38:13 am

Quote
So do us all for a favor and don't say anything for once

Rude lol

yes
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Bucket Ball on April 20, 2022, 02:17:07 am
I'd like to run for secretary of defence, thanks
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:28:51 am
Quote from: Bucket Ball on April 20, 2022, 02:17:07 am
I'd like to run for secretary of defence, thanks

Welcome to the fold.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: cowlikenuts on April 20, 2022, 02:47:30 am
I voted for lincoln.
Thats not my president
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: J. Campbell on April 20, 2022, 03:28:48 am
#NotMyPresident
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LEVIS on April 20, 2022, 03:32:58 am
Quote from: J. Campbell on April 20, 2022, 03:28:48 am
#NotMyPresident
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 20, 2022, 03:40:13 am
Quote from: LEVIS on April 20, 2022, 03:32:58 am
Quote from: J. Campbell on April 20, 2022, 03:28:48 am
#NotMyPresident
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Colonel Francis on April 20, 2022, 03:53:43 am
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 03:40:13 am
Quote from: LEVIS on April 20, 2022, 03:32:58 am
Quote from: J. Campbell on April 20, 2022, 03:28:48 am
#NotMyPresident
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 04:02:35 am
The next person to reply "not my president" becomes vice-president
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 20, 2022, 04:20:22 am
I'm not your Vice President
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 04:33:00 am
From "Not my President" to "I want to be Vice-President" awfully fast, Noob. I'm sorry, but my administration doesn't recognize those with weak spines. You're no longer eligible for election.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Zanderthegreat on April 20, 2022, 05:01:11 am
Quote from: Colonel Francis on April 20, 2022, 03:53:43 am
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 03:40:13 am
Quote from: LEVIS on April 20, 2022, 03:32:58 am
Quote from: J. Campbell on April 20, 2022, 03:28:48 am
#NotMyPresident
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Unitater on April 20, 2022, 06:23:50 am
Quote from: Zanderthegreat on April 20, 2022, 05:01:11 am
Quote from: Colonel Francis on April 20, 2022, 03:53:43 am
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 03:40:13 am
Quote from: LEVIS on April 20, 2022, 03:32:58 am
Quote from: J. Campbell on April 20, 2022, 03:28:48 am
#NotMyPresident
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Flexi. on April 20, 2022, 09:57:40 am
My brother in christ, do something against that rebellious rebels.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 12:02:37 pm
All of your hashtagging won't unelect me as President, slacktivists.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Kubus on April 20, 2022, 02:17:09 pm
disband soon xdd
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:24:50 pm
Quote from: Kubus on April 20, 2022, 02:17:09 pm
disband soon xdd

The President is currently watching episode 4 of Moon Knight, please go away. He will be with you in an hour.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:32:51 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 04:33:00 am
From "Not my President" to "I want to be Vice-President" awfully fast, Noob. I'm sorry, but my administration doesn't recognize those with weak spines. You're no longer eligible for election.
Fine its not like I wanted to be apart of the CSA anyways. Missouri shall become its own dependent country and conquer the West forming the ultimate state of misery
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:34:29 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:32:51 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 04:33:00 am
From "Not my President" to "I want to be Vice-President" awfully fast, Noob. I'm sorry, but my administration doesn't recognize those with weak spines. You're no longer eligible for election.
Fine its not like I wanted to be apart of the CSA anyways. Missouri shall become its own dependent country and conquer the West forming the ultimate state of misery

THE PRESIDENT.

IS WATCHING.

MOON KNIGHT.

HE WILL BE WITH YOU

AFTER ITS DONE.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:40:25 pm
Moon Knight is a shit show
Watch FoolyCooly instead
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:42:11 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:40:25 pm
Moon Knight is a shit show
Watch FoolyCooly instead

Your President does not watch sub-par anime that couldn't even get popular on Toonami in the early 00s, a time when every anime on Toonami was popular.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:45:12 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:42:11 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:40:25 pm
Moon Knight is a shit show
Watch FoolyCooly instead

Your President does not watch sub-par anime that couldn't even get popular on Toonami in the early 00s, a time when every anime on Toonami was popular.
Fuck off the anime was so popular that over 10 years after the orginal show they made two seasons for it. Just to cash grab
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:46:36 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:45:12 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:42:11 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:40:25 pm
Moon Knight is a shit show
Watch FoolyCooly instead

Your President does not watch sub-par anime that couldn't even get popular on Toonami in the early 00s, a time when every anime on Toonami was popular.
Fuck off the anime was so popular that over 10 years after the orginal show they made two seasons for it. Just to cash grab

"Oh look at me look at me, a robot comes out of my head and there's a weird girl sleeping in my room that makes me feel weird down there"
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:49:37 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:46:36 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:45:12 pm
Quote from: LaBelle on April 20, 2022, 02:42:11 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 20, 2022, 02:40:25 pm
Moon Knight is a shit show
Watch FoolyCooly instead

Your President does not watch sub-par anime that couldn't even get popular on Toonami in the early 00s, a time when every anime on Toonami was popular.
Fuck off the anime was so popular that over 10 years after the orginal show they made two seasons for it. Just to cash grab

"Oh look at me look at me, a robot comes out of my head and there's a weird girl sleeping in my room that makes me feel weird down there"
look the President is a weeb he knows about anime, he is clearly unfit to be President of the CSA
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 21, 2022, 12:14:14 am
Quote from: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident

Of course I'm not; you're not in the CSA.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 21, 2022, 05:21:00 am
Quote from: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 21, 2022, 12:16:26 pm
Inauguration for the President will be held this Friday at 7pm EST. All may attend. Ask for details.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: ChristopherR on April 21, 2022, 03:31:19 pm
Quote from: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident

I propose we institute a KOS policy for all weaboo and those that are mentally unstable in this regard.

Dear Mr. President. Please assist with this.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 21, 2022, 03:32:39 pm
Quote from: ChristopherR on April 21, 2022, 03:31:19 pm
Quote from: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident

I propose we institute a KOS policy for all weaboo and those that are mentally unstable in this regard.

Dear Mr. President. Please assist with this.

Excellent proposal, tabled for the next senate meeting.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LEVIS on April 21, 2022, 04:53:22 pm
#MakeTheSouthGreatAgain
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 21, 2022, 04:54:21 pm
Quote from: LEVIS on April 21, 2022, 04:53:22 pm
#MakeTheSouthGreatAgain

Damn right, brother
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: Unitater on April 21, 2022, 05:53:38 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 21, 2022, 05:21:00 am
Quote from: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident

#Endweebhate
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 21, 2022, 07:00:51 pm
Quote from: Unitater on April 21, 2022, 05:53:38 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 21, 2022, 05:21:00 am
Quote from: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident

#Endweebhate

Or what? You're gonna march on Fredericksburg again?
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: BabyJesus on April 22, 2022, 01:13:42 pm
Quote from: Unitater on April 21, 2022, 05:53:38 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 21, 2022, 05:21:00 am
Quote from: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident

#Endweebhate
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 22, 2022, 01:23:15 pm
Quote from: BabyJesus on April 22, 2022, 01:13:42 pm
Quote from: Unitater on April 21, 2022, 05:53:38 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 21, 2022, 05:21:00 am
Quote from: LordROMAN on April 20, 2022, 10:29:59 pm
i oppose racial discrimination against weebs. #notmypresident

#Endweebhate

The President will not hear opinions from literal nobodies.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: spacenavy90 on April 22, 2022, 01:51:25 pm
That is "MR. PRESIDENT" to the rest of you. Show our elected officials some respect please.
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: No0B on April 22, 2022, 08:41:46 pm
Dirt on future President LaBelle being dropped tonight
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: LaBelle on April 22, 2022, 09:11:22 pm
Quote from: No0B on April 22, 2022, 08:41:46 pm
Dirt on future President LaBelle being dropped tonight

Thank you for acknowledging my presidency
Title: Re: Presidency Of The CSA
Post by: ChristopherR on April 23, 2022, 11:34:37 pm
Position: Secretary of Treasury
Name: ChristopherR
About yourself: Whole gang fulla drug addicts, oooh!
Why should you be nominated for this position?: Lil Pump!
Do you agree to support the President always?: Eksetittt!!!!