Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, esteemed patrons of this forum!
It is with great pleasure I bring you, first of all, a manmade horror beyond comprehension.
Behold and tremble, a creature only known in the local tongue as a "skinwalker"! As you can see, the creature itself is a very strange one: this one tried to take the form of a conscripted Zulu warrior, even mimicking their voice. However, a small blunder revealed the true form of this formidable Zulu warrior. Upon touching an ammo box, the head removed itself revealing itself as a white, bald British man with a pipe in his mouth and a stylish moustache. Heavens!
Oh goodness, it seems like the skinwalkers have spread: The world indeed has gone to a hell in a handbasket!
On a lighter note, a B O A T event has finally happened. What a great milestone in the progress of humanity!
And that is ladies and gentlemen, that is how our world is: filled with both horrifying and pleasant things at the same time, sometimes even following one another.