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The Tale of My Magical Unicorn Gary
by Magical Aztir
It began on a fast Tuesday Evening:
I was the most gentle Colonel around,
He was the most Magical Unicorn.
He was my Gary,
My Magical Gary,
My Unicorn.
We used to march so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to smile together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one Evening, one fast Evening,
We decided to smile too much.
Together we kicked a cadet.
It was poor, so poor.
From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so crazy.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
He teamkilled gaz.
Alas, gaz!
My Gary teamkilled gaz.
It was little, so little.
The next day I thought my lips had broken,
I thought my eyes had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that Evening,
That fast Tuesday Evening.
My eyes... ouch!
When I think of that Magical Unicorn,
That Magical Unicorn and me.
