Politics Thread. #FreeBurgundy

[Holland]

I hear everyone that comes into contact with Dihydrogen Monoxide will die. I also hear that Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in pretty much all food and beverages. We should ban it.

[Nipplestockings]

I hear everyone that comes into contact with Dihydrogen Monoxide will die. I also hear that Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in pretty much all food and beverages. We should ban it.

Will die? As in at some point in their lives? What a tragedy. Or do you mean they'll die the second they touch anything with Dihydrogen Monoxide in it? If so, then why aren't we all dead yet?

[Killington]

I hear everyone that comes into contact with Dihydrogen Monoxide will die. I also hear that Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in pretty much all food and beverages. We should ban it.

Will die? As in at some point in their lives? What a tragedy. Or do you mean they'll die the second they touch anything with Dihydrogen Monoxide in it? If so, then why aren't we all dead yet?

Chances are that when they die, they'll be touching something with dihydrogen monoxide

[Nipplestockings]

Ban it! Ban it! Ban it! I saw that man drink a soda a month before he developed lung cancer! AHHHHHHH

[Walko]

Guys lets all just live in sealed hamster balls.

[Holland]

When I was cool, I had a large majority of the students in my school genuinely worried about it. Good times.

Guys lets all just live in seed master balls.

Waaa?

[Walko]

Fixed spelling, my bad.

[Killington]

Fixed spelling, my bad.

lol

Also Holland's signature is evil

[Walko]

Make it stop

[Nipplestockings]

Guys have you ever gotten this feeling that you're... dying? Like, I'm not gonna explode or anything, but I feel like I'm gonna drop dead in like... 70 years. I swear the government is putting some shit in our drinking water to fuck us up... I've started investigating everything I eat and drink, and I talk to my grandpa a little bit about it before he died a few months ago... he ate all of this stuff right before dying and throughout his life. Turns out he was a big fan of food. Coincidence? I think not. I'm gonna call the History Channel and see if they'll make a show about this... this is big shit. Hopefully the government goons don't go after me when I go pubic. Can't trust nobody these days, you know what I'm sayin'?

[Holland]

Fixed spelling, my bad.

and now that I understand it, I think that is a wonderful idea.

Also Holland's signature is evil

Muhuhuhhahahaha!

[Colonel Howe]

My baby boomer grandparents who live in Portland, Maine and are Buddhists are always telling me when they see me:
"That diet soda is really bad for you, let me send you an article about it"

Me: "we are all going to die, some sooner than others. If I am randomly killed by a car, I will take solace in the fact I died drinking a lot of diet soda"

[Brock]

This you Howe?

[ClearlyInvsible]

Eh, if I saw someone carrying a sign that said "Fuck niggers" then I'd most likely beat him to within an inch of his life.

Seriously, since when the fuck is the 1st amendment an excuse to insult people.

[Brock]

Eh, if I saw someone carrying a sign that said "Fuck niggers" then I'd most likely beat him to within an inch of his life.

Seriously, since when the fuck is the 1st amendment an excuse to insult people.

It says something like
HOMOSEXUALS
MASTURBATORS
THEIVES

JUDGEMENT DAY


I don't think it says "fuck niggers"