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Terrible Puns you have Heard
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:42:46 am »
Basically post some terrible puns that you heard in the past, that were so terrible that they were funny :)

Ill start this off.

All mistakes Dentist's make are,
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AcciDENTAL
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2015, 10:10:43 am »
Why'd they call it the dark ages?
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because there were so many knights HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2015, 11:43:50 am »
If you have a bladder infection
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Urine trouble
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2015, 08:37:26 pm »
Who would win if a Vampire and a Zombie get in a fight?

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Neither it would be a Dead heat.
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2015, 09:59:50 pm »
Its not that the man didn't know how to juggle,
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he just didnt have the balls to do it
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2015, 03:52:25 pm »
Why did they call it the dark ages?
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Because their were so many knights.
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2015, 05:31:26 pm »
Quote from: 42nd Hunter on January 28, 2015, 03:52:25 pm
Why did they call it the dark ages?
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Because their were so many knights.
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pls it was already posted xD
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2015, 08:31:02 pm »
A German walks into a bar


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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2015, 08:52:00 pm »
How do you think the unthinkable?

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With and ithberg.
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2015, 09:52:39 pm »
Oxygen and Potassium went on a date... It went OK.

This conversation is so H2Over.
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2015, 10:09:52 pm »
Quote from: Dan5 on January 28, 2015, 05:31:26 pm
Quote from: 42nd Hunter on January 28, 2015, 03:52:25 pm
Why did they call it the dark ages?
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Because their were so many knights.
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pls it was already posted xD

Lol fail.
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2015, 10:58:31 pm »
I used to go fishing with Skrilllex
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But he kept dropping the bass
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2015, 11:05:10 pm »
Quote from: joer5835 on January 28, 2015, 08:31:02 pm
A German walks into a bar


Let's see who gets this

How "unusual".
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2015, 11:43:59 pm »
Quote from: Furrnox on January 28, 2015, 11:05:10 pm
Quote from: joer5835 on January 28, 2015, 08:31:02 pm
A German walks into a bar


Let's see who gets this

How "unusual".

Right, I'll rephrase it.

A german walks into a bar
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Quote from: Johny_Nawalony on January 08, 2016, 11:54:29 am
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Re: Terrible Puns you have Heard
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2015, 11:58:04 pm »
What did the German kid say when he pushed his brother off a cliff?
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"Look, mother, no Hans!"
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