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Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« on: March 12, 2013, 12:16:27 am »
I am here to inform you that we've all been deceived. Whilst sitting innocently in the FSE TS earlier this evening, I was approached by a concerned forumite who wished to make the truth known to you all. I must warn you before anyone opens the spoiler below, I doubt the community will survive this revelation, on top of all that has already happened. However, in all conscience I could not remain silent when the Administration Team are so flagrantly ignoring the rules not only set down on these forums, but even the most basic laws that all Humanity abides by.

Although I'll probably be banned for this thread, I can't keep this quiet any longer. I feel it is my duty to remain as a moderator and work to fix the major issues highlighted by what I've been told, though I'll probably be removed from the Moderation team for this anyway.

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I was contacted by a forumite (who prefers to remain nameless) with information that FSE is running Sweatshops in south-east Asia to allow them to fund their project, and produce the promised Donator perks (Such as Artwork and suchlike) cheaply. In addition to this, I have been informed that FSE have rigged every election they have so far been involved in, and skewed the results in their favour. Furthermore, horrific rumours of their private lives has been leaked, evidence and details of which can be found below (Alongside my other Evidence).

I'll be posting all the evidence for this in a further spoiler, below.
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Evidence of their Rigged Elections & Sweatshops: :Click Here:

A News Article referencing Vince's private life: :Click Here:
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I believe I speak for the entire community when I say that we deserve an explanation from both Vince and Deo for the disgusting behaviour exhibited in those links.


Thankyou, and ever your faithful servant,

 - Blob

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I would like to point out here (In case anyone hasn't realised yet) that this is a joke. Deo commented earlier that he felt like a real dictator playing Tropico 4, and it escalated from there. Everything should be taken with a pinch of salt (And in good humour), but if anyone does believe this oversteps the mark then please, contact me, and I will address the elements you find objectionable. It is intended as light-hearted, semi-ironic fun, and does in no way represent my own views, nor the views of FSE or it's employees and volunteers.
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« Last Edit: March 28, 2013, 06:49:25 pm by Blobmania »
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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 12:17:38 am »
inb4 the downfall

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 12:22:48 am »
HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE GET THE PITCHFORKS.

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 12:27:23 am »
DOWN WITH FSE VIVA LA REVOLUZIONA

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 12:30:05 am »
I believe I will have to ban Blobmania from the FSE forums for breaking every rule in existence, and for the fact that he's an asshole. (;D)

Anyway: VIVE LE REVOLUTION!


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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2013, 12:30:43 am »
ITS ZE TRUTH! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2013, 12:31:23 am »
UNFURL THE BANNERS AND START SINGING SHOWTUNES FROM LE MIS ONWARDS CITIZENS FOR THE GLORY OF FREEDOM AND INTERWUBS LIBERTY!

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2013, 12:32:22 am »
VIVE LE BLOBDIMINICA!

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2013, 12:35:12 am »
VIVA LA OPOL SWARM

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2013, 12:37:51 am »
UNFURL THE BANNERS AND START SINGING SHOWTUNES FROM LE MIS ONWARDS CITIZENS FOR THE GLORY OF FREEDOM AND INTERWUBS LIBERTY!
DOWN WITH THIS TYRANNY!
VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2013, 12:39:36 am »
THESE POOR FORCED LABORERS!

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2013, 12:42:39 am »
DOWN WITH THE FSE!!!
NEVER SHALL THEY FOOL US AGAIN!


^^ this all made my day hilarious.

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2013, 12:43:16 am »
How does one go about getting an underpaying job at one of these sweatshops?
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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2013, 12:44:12 am »
I expect to be banned for posting this, but I agree.

Trust me, I'm a sociology major.

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Re: Proof that the FSE Administration is Corrupt!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2013, 12:45:02 am »
I expect to be banned for posting this, but I agree.

Trust me, I'm a sociology major.
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