Captain's log, stardate: 8th of April, 2014. It comes to my attention that the empire has fallen to an even lower point since my last visit. Blobmania, the great and moderate and fair, has left his command. And yet, it gets even worse. The McJewban has amassed more power than ever before. It controls the entire police and patrol of the galaxy, and holds regency over the almighty Vincetopia. These are dark days among us...