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Do you have a man card?
« on: June 01, 2017, 12:28:40 am »

Be truthful, have you earnt a man card? See how you compare to others on the forum to achieve total manliness. Just write down some manly shit you've done, examples below.

Can you or have you ever welded?
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one?
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor?
Do you have a neat beard?
Have you been rock climbing?
Have you cut down a tree?
Have you caught your dinner?
Have you drank Whiskey neat?
Have you tried archery?
Have you smoked a cigar?
Have you built a wall?
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian?
Have you saved sombodies life?
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)?
Have you changed a car tyre?
Do you own or have you shot a gun?
Do you know a form of martial arts?
Have you ever done boxing?
Have you lit a camp fire?
Do you enjoy films staring, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino or other manly actors?
Do you play rugby or American Football?
Have you done a sword related sport?
Have you ever challenged someone to a duel?
Do you play football (Soccer)?

If you accessed this topic and you're caught without trying to achieve a man card you have a vagina. Seriously. If you do earn a man card you will have a special place on this thread forever.

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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2017, 12:41:40 am »
i bet u dont even have one idiot
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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2017, 12:42:37 am »
i bet u dont even have one idiot

Probably not. Nice vagina though.

I will see how I compare

Can you or have you ever welded? Yes
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one? Engineer
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? Yes
Do you have a neat beard? Yes
Have you been rock climbing? Yes
Have you cut down a tree? No
Have you caught your dinner? Yes
Have you drank Whiskey neat? Yes
Have you tried archery? Yes
Have you smoked a cigar? No
Have you built a wall? No
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump? Yes
Have you saved sombodies life? Kind of, I rang 999 one time.
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? Yes
Have you changed a car tyre? Yes
Do you own or have you shot a gun? My dad owned a Czech hunting rifle which I've shot on multiple occasions
Do you know a form of martial arts? No
Have you ever done boxing? A few times
Have you lit a camp fire? Yes

If you can think of anymore manly stuff I will add it to the list.
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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2017, 01:27:32 am »
Can you or have you ever welded?No
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one?No
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor?No
Do you have a neat beard?I cant grow a beard
Have you been rock climbing? Yes
Have you cut down a tree?Yes
Have you caught your dinner? No
Have you drank Whiskey neat? Yes
Have you tried archery? Yes
Have you smoked a cigar? Not yet, i have one
Have you built a wall? With legos yes
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? Yes
Have you saved sombodies life? Yes
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? I got to the gym to do cardio
Have you changed a car tyre? Yes
Do you own or have you shot a gun? Yes
Do you know a form of martial arts? No
Have you ever done boxing? No
Have you lit a camp fire? Yes
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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2017, 01:29:56 am »
Can you or have you ever welded?No
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one?No
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor?No
Do you have a neat beard?I cant grow a beard
Have you been rock climbing? Yes
Have you cut down a tree?Yes
Have you caught your dinner? No
Have you drank Whiskey neat? Yes
Have you tried archery? Yes
Have you smoked a cigar? Not yet, i have one
Have you built a wall? With legos yes
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? Yes
Have you saved sombodies life? Yes
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? I got to the gym to do cardio
Have you changed a car tyre? Yes
Do you own or have you shot a gun? Yes
Do you know a form of martial arts? No
Have you ever done boxing? No
Have you lit a camp fire? Yes

Satisfactory. Man-card approved.

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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2017, 01:39:17 am »
Can you or have you ever welded? No
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one? Office job count? Otherwise no
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? No
Do you have a neat beard? No
Have you been rock climbing? Yes
Have you cut down a tree? Yes
Have you caught your dinner? Yes
Have you drank Whiskey neat? I've done scotch neat
Have you tried archery? Yes
Have you smoked a cigar? Yes
Have you built a wall? Yes
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? Yes
Have you saved sombodies life? Yes/in progress
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring) no
Have you changed a car tyre? No
Do you own or have you shot a gun? Yes
Do you know a form of martial arts? Rudimentary knowledge
Have you ever done boxing? No
Have you lit a camp fire? Yes

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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2017, 01:40:26 am »
Can you or have you ever welded? No
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one? Office job count? Otherwise no
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? No
Do you have a neat beard? No
Have you been rock climbing? Yes
Have you cut down a tree? Yes
Have you caught your dinner? Yes
Have you drank Whiskey neat? I've done scotch neat
Have you tried archery? Yes
Have you smoked a cigar? Yes
Have you built a wall? Yes
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? Yes
Have you saved sombodies life? Yes/in progress
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring) no
Have you changed a car tyre? No
Do you own or have you shot a gun? Yes
Do you know a form of martial arts? Rudimentary knowledge
Have you ever done boxing? No
Have you lit a camp fire? Yes

Satisfactory. Man-Card Approved.

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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2017, 10:11:47 am »
lmao

Can you or have you ever welded? no
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one?  no
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor?  no
Do you have a neat beard?  no
Have you been rock climbing?  no
Have you cut down a tree?  no
Have you caught your dinner?  no
Have you drank Whiskey neat?  no
Have you tried archery?  no
Have you smoked a cigar?  no
Have you built a wall?  no
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian?  fuck no
Have you saved sombodies life?  no
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)?  no
Have you changed a car tyre?  no
Do you own or have you shot a gun?  no
Do you know a form of martial arts?  no
Have you ever done boxing?  no
Have you lit a camp fire?  no
Do you enjoy films staring, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino or other manly actors?  no

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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2017, 10:41:59 am »
Can you or have you ever welded? Yes
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one? No, I'm a fat cunt.
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? No.
Do you have a neat beard? No.
Have you been rock climbing? Yes
Have you cut down a tree? Yes.
Have you caught your dinner? Yes.
Have you drank Whiskey neat? Yes.
Have you tried archery? Yes.
Have you smoked a cigar? Yes.
Have you built a wall? Yes.
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump? No.
Have you saved sombodies life? I saved my retarded friend when he got drunk and decided to go swimming in the canal and almost drowned.
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? No, I only do cardio because I'm a nob.
Have you changed a car tyre? Yes.
Do you own or have you shot a gun? Yes, shot a few.
Do you know a form of martial arts? No.
Have you ever done boxing? Once.
Have you lit a camp fire? Yes.
Do you enjoy films staring, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino or other manly actors?  Yes
I won lots of things, I came 2nd and 3rd in lots of things, I guess I did some other shit too........ I'm also an FSE legend, probably most commonly described as a cunt. If the shit I do doesn't make sense in your head, well fuck you because it makes sense in mine.

Which i did, against known and reputed player, some of them considered legend, such as, Mandarin, Ledger, Tiberias, Herishey, Hokej, Troister, Axiom, Evanovic, Stark, Eddie, Jammo, Bagins, Freddie, Python. I didn't had a good relationship with most of them, but i congratulate them for what they did, and i had pleasure facing them.

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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2017, 10:57:46 am »
Can you or have you ever welded? Yes
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one? Yes
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? Once Yes
Do you have a neat beard? I dont really want one but it grows fast
Have you been rock climbing? Yeah on vacation
Have you cut down a tree? Yes with my dad
Have you caught your dinner? No
Have you drank Whiskey neat? Nah
Have you tried archery? Nah
Have you smoked a cigar? Nah, out of principles
Have you built a wall? I aint Donald trump
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? Fuck the system
Have you saved sombodies life? Nope
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? Gym is my life 15 years doing it now. Need it for Thai Box
Have you changed a car tyre? Yes it aint That hard
Do you own or have you shot a gun? Shot one
Do you know a form of martial arts? Silat and Muay Thai (Thai Box)
Have you ever done boxing? Thai boxing!
Have you lit a camp fire? Yes
Do you enjoy films staring, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino or other manly actors? Oh hell yes

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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2017, 11:42:23 am »
Can you or have you ever welded? ye
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one? sure
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? i guess
Do you have a neat beard? no
Have you been rock climbing? sort of
Have you cut down a tree? yes
Have you caught your dinner? ye
Have you drank Whiskey neat? once or twice
Have you tried archery? hell yeah
Have you smoked a cigar? hell yeah
Have you built a wall? does a fence count?
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? YES
Have you saved sombodies life? actually yes
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? cant just leave my penis hanging out of my pants when peeing
Have you changed a car tyre? yes
Do you own or have you shot a gun? yep
Do you know a form of martial arts? no
Have you ever done boxing? no
Have you lit a camp fire?YEAH BUD
Do you enjoy films staring, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino or other manly actors? OFCOURSE


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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2017, 01:47:36 pm »
Can you or have you ever welded? Only minor soldering.
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one: I'd say so.
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? No.
Do you have a neat beard? I am requried to shave. No facial hard allowed.
Have you been rock climbing? Yes
Have you cut down a tree? Small ones.
Have you caught your dinner? No, but I am able to do so.
Have you drank Whiskey neat? Yes, I only drink my whiskey neat.
Have you tried archery? 5 years now.
Have you smoked a cigar? Yes
Have you built a wall? Only mentally
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? No.
Have you saved sombodies life? Not yet.
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? From time to time.
Have you changed a car tyre? Aye.
Do you own or have you shot a gun? Obviously.
Do you know a form of martial arts? Minor boxing.
Have you ever done boxing? As part opf training.
Have you lit a camp fire? Of course.
Do you enjoy films staring, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino or other manly actors? Yes.
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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2017, 01:59:15 pm »
I'll give it a shot.

Can you or have you ever welded? -No
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one? -I dunno, do you consider studying History in Uni manly?
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? -No
Do you have a neat beard? -Can grow one but I usually keep it clean shaved or stubble.
Have you been rock climbing? -Yes
Have you cut down a tree? -No
Have you caught your dinner? -No
Have you drank Whiskey neat? -No
Have you tried archery? -Yes
Have you smoked a cigar? -No
Have you built a wall? -No
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? -No
Have you saved sombodies life? -No
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? -Occasionally go to the gym, so yes sort of
Have you changed a car tyre? -No
Do you own or have you shot a gun? -Yes, I own a gun
Do you know a form of martial arts? -No
Have you ever done boxing? -Yes
Have you lit a camp fire? -Yes
Do you enjoy films staring, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino or other manly actors? -Yes
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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2017, 03:02:45 pm »
Can you or have you ever welded? only sweated during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating.
Do you have a manly profession or are you training towards one? ofc
Have you rebuilt an Engine or installed an inductive Motor? No
Do you have a neat beard? like Ron Swanson
Have you been rock climbing? No
Have you cut down a tree? with my bare hands
Have you caught your dinner? sometimes
Have you drank Whiskey neat? No
Have you tried archery? Once
Have you smoked a cigar? Yes
Have you built a wall? to keep animals out of my territory
Did you vote for or support Donald Trump/ Do you consider yourself an Authoritarian? Not for Hillary, that's for sure/Yes
Have you saved sombodies life? Once, a young kid was about to drown in a little lake
Do you lift heavily on an almost daily basis (Gym, Labouring)? doing sports
Have you changed a car tyre? No
Do you own or have you shot a gun? Yes
Do you know a form of martial arts? No
Have you ever done boxing? No
Have you lit a camp fire? Yes
Do you enjoy films staring, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Pacino or other manly actors? some of these, yes
« Last Edit: June 01, 2017, 03:20:03 pm by Dokletian »
Can I just say that I’m really impressed with the cav community, 10x more mature than the inf community and a lot less tolerant of the cancerous players

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Re: Do you have a man card?
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2017, 03:44:05 pm »
Man Card Approved for all, even Dom, a man is honest.