For lawb(tryhard memer) since he is muted on the forums:
Community Name : LawniBBa
Regiment : 41st regiment of 63e rejects
Why do you think you would be a good team captain?: I’m really good at making my teammates feel bad about themselves and I have lots of experience in competition. I have won the Johto, Kanto, Sinnoh, Hoenn, and Unova leagues and won the championship, I beat the best Spanish NW player in a Shadowverse grudge match, I got eliminated first in a yugioh tournament when I was 12 and I was able to achieve retard of the week in the 15thYR 3 times in a row. Now enough about what I have done now I’ll get into a little more about where I come from so everyone knows I am of desirable blood and breeding. My mom was the Senior Director of marketing for Oracle before moving on to a better company for the same position and my dad is the CEO of his own tech business. Because my parents are very successful does not only allow me to spend ridiculous amounts of money on games that I dont even play and usually only buy because they have hot girls on it but it also reflects that my parents probably taught me how to be a good team leader and teacher. Now you know that I can definitely do a great job leading this glorious team in the battle of the century but you might want to ask why the best native hawaiian player in all of NW wants to grace his team with his presence and the reason is because I really need to fill up my job resume because im starting to get to the point where captain of the water polo team really isn't enough so I need a prestigious tournament to help myself look better. I’m honestly a pretty nice guy and i am very politically correct. I accept team members no matter thier background whether they be Whites, Blacks, gays, transvestites, furries and even sand negroes.
Captain/Leading Experience : Pte of the greatest regiment of all time in history of everything: Kelly’s Rangers, I lead team paficic in the regional rap battle tournament which we won easily over those no good southern kids, my team beat asianp’s team 6-4 in an internal 58e 1v1 so im basically the best ever, i once was the captain of a ship on blackwake for a solid 3 rounds in a row just by putting the vote reason as “I respect black people”, I told maple’s bitch ass what to do in Age of Mythology so we could beat an AI on hard difficulty, and I also was picked to be the captain of an internal scrim for my football team in 3rd grade.
