See how fortune has smiled upon us in this very hour! Just as the worm knows not but his native loam and detritus, so we too have become accustomed to living in the darkness of ignorance. But, just as the sun shines equally upon princes and peasants, likewise we have had our eyes opened by the brilliance of this post, the righteous path has been cleared by its luminous insightful nature. Oh, but that I could express my gratitude! But alas, my thanks is but lumps of coal when compared to the shining diamond of knowledge imparted unto me by this post; my appreciation is but grains of sand when compared to the pearl of wisdom which has been placed before me; my eternal slavery but a blink in the transcendental enlightenment which this post has placed upon my soul.
